Grace Lutheran Evangelical Church 850.5

May 22nd, 2009

Yesterday I was going to write a post like this:

After listening to Rammstein, Mindless Self Indulgence, and The Bloodhound Gang all day I was ready to fuck a goat, kill it, and then fuck it again. Jesus. Good thing I made it the 18.5 miles into town and got away from the farms…

But then I hitched a ride into town.

I was picked up by four guys and a woman in a beat up suv who had three sets of teeth between the five of them. During the 3.5 mile ride down the hill they told be about the local Mexican trailer park whore house and gave me the phone number of the village slut making the goat somewhat unnecessary. Umm WTF mates?

Besides that the hostel was amazing. I’m telling you these church know how to run a place so much nicer than other people, except for Miss Jannett of course.

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2 Responses to “Grace Lutheran Evangelical Church 850.5”

  1. Aimee Says:

    What????

  2. bonnieb Says:

    Waaay too much information!!!!!!!!