{"id":189,"date":"2009-04-28T20:53:27","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T01:53:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/appalachia.matthewmosher.us\/2009\/04\/16\/dear-grandpa\/"},"modified":"2009-04-28T20:53:27","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T01:53:27","slug":"dear-grandpa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/thoughts\/dear-grandpa\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Grandpa 566.4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear grandpa,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been using your last name as my trail name for sometime now, I hope you don&#8217;t mind. I figured it made sense since you were always so woodsie. I&#8217;ve been having a problem though that maybe you could help me with. On the trail, I spend about 99% of my time out doors. Before, you would often instruct us to &#8220;go outside and get the stink blown off you.&#8221; I have to say that no matter how long I spend outside, I can never seem to get the stink blown off me. In fact, it seems like the longer I spend outside the worse the smell gets. It&#8217;s a terrible mixture of ass, feet, and sweat.  So if you have any further pointers, let me know. Maybe there&#8217;s some step I&#8217;m missing&#8230;<br \/>\nSincerely,<br \/>\nBENDER<\/p>\n<p>PS. I saw a sweet black rattle snake just off the trail today. Must have been 5&#8242; long. Reminded me of the one in the canyon. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear grandpa, I&#8217;ve been using your last name as my trail name for sometime now, I hope you don&#8217;t mind. I figured it made sense since you were always so woodsie. I&#8217;ve been having a problem though that maybe you could help me with. On the trail, I spend about 99% of my time out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewmosher.com\/appalachia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}